And as far as what I'm doing wrong, well, just about everything.  I guess I should make a list of goals or something.  

I am single.  That needs to be fixed

I am stupid around guys.  Sure would be nice not to be.

I am an aspiring actress and I work as a restaurant hostess on Melrose.  Can I please not be a cliché?

I want to be smarter.  I want to be witty.  I want to be charming.  I want to be calm cool and collected.  I want to be in love.  Yeah, that about covers it. 

No wait, I want to have enough money where I don't have to worry about money.  And I would like a dog.  A yellow Labrador.  I'd name her Betsy.

This is me.  Blah.  Who cares.