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And as long as
we're talking about food and things that are unfair, why is it all food
that's supposed to be bad for you
tastes so good? What kind
of world is it we live in where everything that keeps you skinny tastes
like hell? God sure is
funny that way. Making the
Mrs. Field's Cookie Sandwiches have something like 3000 calories.
That's not God, that's the Devil.
The Devil in Mrs. Fields, you say?
Maybe we're
looking at this the wrong way. If
God had meant for us all to be skinny, he would make the broccoli taste
better. And since it tastes
like seaweed, maybe we're not supposed to eat it.
But that doesn't explain why people keep dying of heart disease
because they mainlined a pound of butter every day.
I
bet they eat Cookie Sandwiches all day long in heaven. I
bet Ms. Skinny Thighs Waitress is fat in heaven.
Happy, but fat. And
I bet my thighs will look simply divine in heaven.
If I ever get there. 
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